Ali Baba and the forty thieves are now Ali Baba & thirty thieves...10 were laid off!
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Batman and Robin are now Batman and Pedro. Batman fired Robin and hired Pedro because Pedro was willing to work twice the hours at the same rate!!
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Ironman now "air-pooling" with Superman to save fuel costs?!!
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Women finally marrying for love! And not money!
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Q: With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?
A: Start off with a large one.
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Q: What's the difference between an investment banker and a large pizza?
A: A large pizza can feed a family of four.
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Q: Why have Dubai’s real estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
A: Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
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Q: What's the difference between an American and a Zimbabwean?
A: In a few weeks, nothing.
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The credit crunch is getting bad isn't it? I mean, I let my brother borrow $10 a couple of weeks back, it turns out I'm now America's third biggest lender.
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Dow Jones is re-branded as "Down Jones".
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Money talks. Trouble is, it knows only one word - goodbye.
